Wednesday, February 22, 2006

May God bless India and Pakistan, and may God continue to bless the United States

Thank God for President Bush. He said these important words today. (Read the last line from )

He requested God to bless India and Pakistan today while requesting Him to continue to bless the United States. He wouldn’t have lost some blessings for the United States if he had simply said “May God continue to bless the United States, India and Pakistan”. But that would have meant that God is already blessing India and Pakistan and hence no need for a special recommendation from the only person on this planet closest to God (as we all know God speaks to him directly and takes important advice from him every now and then). Also – we, the commoners, wouldn’t have a clue as to how much blessings HE has – so maybe He has to be conservative in his blessings.

And so as the president makes a special request on our behalf, all Indians and Pakistanis should bow down and say thank you Mr. President, for you remembered us in your prayers today. May God ALWAYS bless you, continue to bless the United States and bless India and Pakistan every now and then.

1 comment:

dick cheney said...

that's hilarious. how about a summit of the two gods, god and bush, to solve the kashmir problem.